I'm tired of you damn scallywags having it easy. You eat my food, drink my wine, guzzle my ale, sleep in my bedrolls, travel in my ship and have a damn safe home with the best Captain of the Deacon Ocean. These completions are silly and just there to allow the civilized and structured ones to win. We know that and one day we WILL beat them at their own game or take it all down in fire when I choose.
Now, we will be traveling to a location called the Isle of Dread! Ah, I hear from the reaction that some have heard of it! Yes, yes dinosaurs, cannibals, natives but treasures unclaimed! We head there me mates to get me everything and you all something as well. I promise ya' that if you show me your work and life is not above the Wicked Wench maybe you'll come away with some nice trinkets. I also promise ya' some ale, merriment and women if we find 'em. I'd like a nice lady myself and your First mate Queeenie Red would like a nice man to teach a lesson! Good times ahead and may Cayden Cailean bless you with each drink! WE SAIL!
Captain Bluebeard Speaks:
Hmmm, it's been a while dat dees scallywags have been out exploring dees caves. We sail but come back an' check on 'em in few but be off Queenie. We have business ahead. Be ready for death as our only way to get what we want is their death! Dee others better bring us our victory treasure! Yay on wayward Queenie to our next take!
I see something dangerous but YET UNFINISHED! Shall this be the threat when its painting is completed! First throw of paint with many more to come but this is hunting the Wicked Wench for reasons you don't know.!
For ones Interested in painting:
The first step is throwing on colors. It doesn't matter if they are perfect as you just want to cover the mini in the colors you predominantly want. People get worked up with the disarray of paint colors on a mini when just started. Never do as painting a mini is many, many steps and takes time to complete. I like to show you the steps it takes to make a mini fantastic and table ready! This one is NOT yet but will be!
Captain...we will be successful and look forward to some merriment! but will have to pass on the ale and women...at least for now
We are ready, Captain for this adventure. We either bring back the gem, or die trying.